What not to do at a stoplight! (18+)

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Ah! Spongedick Squareballs! That show is so awesome! Lets see if I can do an 800 word essay on what not to do at a stoplight! HERE I GO!

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Ok not really. Onto the real thing!

The stoplight; It's the thing that tells us when to go, stop, and be ready to stop. It's that yellow thing hanging about 50 feet above the ground, and in the middle of every part of the road. Cars always get mad at the stoplight when it's red since they wanna go forward to where they wanna go as fast as they can! That is the one thing that you're really supposed to do at a stoplight.

But what about what NOT to do at a stoplight? There are so many things that we can do that we shouldn't do at one of those things! There's an infinite amount of things that we really shouldn't do. One of those things is making out with a stranger, with your car abandoned and everyone pissed off at you because you won't fucking go! Another thing we shouldn't do at a stoplight is sleeping. Sleeping means that you're going to get road raged by someone, and you wind up getting shot. Save the sleeping for the bed, where you probably cuddle up to something cute or comfortable.

To the related topic, we shouldn't sell anything at a stoplight. I know we got phones and what not, but can that wait until you're at the parking lot? I know that eBay is your best friend, but lets not die please! For love of God, please don't rape your girlfriend in the car! I'm gonna see your car rock back and forth, and I'm gonna laugh at my friend(s) because I see a couple having some hardcore sex at a fucking stoplight! We shouldn't masturbate at a stoplight either! I'd die laughing if I saw someone do that! Please put that dick away! I really don't wanna see it! Even if you were one horny chick! I'd gigity gigity to that, but you'll get too many other people into an accident because they're too focused on seeing you fap, therefore, getting the rest of the traffic to masturbate too!

Another thing that we shouldn't do at a stoplight is surf the internet! Whether it's your phone, or even a fully fledged laptop, it's going to keep you unfocused on the road, and people will hate you for it. This included, but is not limited to porn, games, and reading this stupid essay! HAH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN BUSTED! We shouldn't attempt to shoot the stoplight either. It's not gonna turn green any faster! Whoever said that driving was going to make things a lot faster. It's because we're addicted to oil, and that's why we're driving, and that's why we have stoplights, and that's why I'm writing this essay!

Now that we covered the things that we shouldn't do at a stoplight IN THE CAR, lets go over what not to do at a stoplight, OUTSIDE of the car! First, we shouldn't try to act extremely gay at a stoplight. Doing so WILL result in the loss of your pride and respect. This includes, but is not limited to wearing really short shorts and a tied shirt down to above your belly button, talking like a gay man, and trying to hit on straight guys while they're at a red light. They would take their gun and shoot you in your 1 inch dick, and you will die because your children just came out of your ball sack!

We should not play dead at a stoplight! All that's going to result in is a trip to inside of a coffin, and buried alive into your well-deserved grave! Worst case scenario, you wind up getting ran over by a huge ass truck, and you wind up dead anyways. One really funny thing that we really shouldn't do at a stoplight is to wear a Barney the Dinosaur costume and holding a sign that says "Hail Satan!" It would be the stupidest, yet, funniest thing i'd have ever seen in my life, and I would not hesitate to run your stupid, Anti-Christian ass over if you did that! To add-on to that, you'd go straight to Hell, and you can REALLY hail Satan!

The last thing that we shouldn't do at a stoplight is to be in the middle of the intersection, ass-naked, with a sign, saying "FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!" If you're reading this, you'll know that that is the most disturbing thing that any driver would ever see in their lives! If it were me, I'd do what I'd have done to the Barney costume! I'd run his ass over, then run him over again, and again, until I can't feel shit anymore!

There are many more things that we shouldn't do at a stoplight, but lets leave it up to your imagination. Lets all have a nice day, and don't do anything you've just read!

And there you go! 800 words to be exact! I bet you that my essay was written on Spongebob's essay. Oh well! Take care, Planet Earth! =D

Why must we all be so mean?

In the Jacksonville area, I've observed that too many people are just so mean to each other! I mean just because you might be related to a mean family member does not mean you have to be a complete asshole to everyone. If you're mean to the wrong person, you could be responsible for someone's potential suicide. Everyone is different, though. Some people can just shake it off and forget about it. Others; They just let it go inside their mind and call it the end. It really makes me sad to hear about people commit suicides because someone said something about them.

I'm a very nice, giving, and peaceful person. Has anyone ever heard of this phrase? "Treat others the way you wish to be treated!" I go by that phrase because whenever I need someone's help, or I wish to be treated with respect, I respect everyone around me. I guess for being a young person, I have the mind of a parent. I just worry constantly about the people I love when they're hurt or not ok. My purpose in life is to make a positive difference in as many lives as possible, to put smiles on people's faces, and to make people happy. It's all I wish to do in life, not caring as much about myself. If I ever try to make someone cheered up, and they just commit suicide, then I'm going to feel so hurt inside, and I'll feel like I failed at life.

It's probably one of the biggest reasons why I no longer have a Facebook. According to many friends that I'm around on a regular basis, Facebook has turned into a drama website. For me, I'm a drama-free person. All I want is peace, love, and happiness. I might not ever be able to experience any of it, but damn me if I don't try to accomplish that feat. I'm sick and tired of people posting hurtful things on the internet about a particular other! I don't normally like to say stuff like what I'm about to write, but I hope the people that cause people to commit suicides die in a fucking fire and burn in Hell! I might have said meaner, but that's as mean as I'm gonna get!

Everyone; Please do me a favor! Be very strong, and think about the positives of living. Who's making a difference in your life? (and I know there's at least one person!) Who's trying to make you smile, or cheer you up? Don't let someone's words get to you. I love you all too much. If you can just think about that for just one minute, you'll never think about suicide! I might not be right about it, but damnit! All I want is for people to try! I just want a physically, mentally, and emotionally stronger world! LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Strolling down memory lane.

For every good thing to happen to us, a memory is born. Some are good, some are bad, and some are memorable. When my heart decides to do it, my my mind thinks back in the past. I'm 22 now. The greatest things happened when I was like 17-18. I'll go back and tell you why those moments were so memorable.


The DDR/FFR days: Back in my High School days, I needed something to do on my spare time. Best thing that came to mind was hitting arrows at perfect timing. It was just fun to me. One night, I go on YouTube and watch StepMania videos, and come across an FFR link. It led to the game. I started playing, and immediately, I was hooked. I played for years. I think in a year's time, I was among the top 50 players on the site. Few local people took notice of my skill, and thought my skills were amazing. I retired from the website in 2011. If you're wondering about my profile. It is currently closed. Don't ask for me to open it up again.

On the weekends, I'd blow about $20 a week at what formerly was the Recreation Station next to the bowling alley. I was ok at it. I think I had a few girls watch me. I guess that's how I got my first (and only) girlfriend I ever had. I guess having long hair was the way to go. Going to today, I can't believe someone actually remembered me in my glory arcade days. Gotta love classmates sometimes. Anyways! I'd even go on Friday night sometimes, where more people would watch me play until closing. I kept playing every weekend, until I graduated from High School. After that, everyone I played with moved, and it all became boring to me. Would I play again? Of course I would! Just gotta find an arcade, and people to watch my fat ass play!

Living on the Internet: I know what you're thinking. My bed wasn't on www.chadsbed.com. I don't even know if that site even exists! I guess try it. Anyways! If there's anything I missed doing, it's being on the damned internet from morning, til night, with breaks of course! I would go on sites like Pogo, Facebook, MyYearBook, and of course, FFR, to find internet sociability. I did benefit from it, though. It taught me a lot on how to handle a relationship with a loved one. Truth be told, I met a few people that I had met online. It was a pretty good, yet, awkward experience for some people. Living on the world wide web can be a fun experience, if you got the time to do it. I spent 2 and a half years after graduation, doing it.

And of course, how could I not forget my High School friends. They were the greatest friends to be around back in the day. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have played games like Twilight Princess on the Wii, or having a competitive brawl fest on Super Smash Bros Brawl. Ah! Good times! If I were to do it today, it wouldn't be the same. I think we broke everything off a year after my graduation. We just went into other things. I just wish I knew how they were all doing.

So what am I doing today? I'm a current student at Coastal Carolina Community College, studying Computer Programming. I'm probably known as that guy who sits by himself. As of right now, I'm willing to sacrifice sociability for a better grade. I've been a student since Spring 2011, and I enjoy being a student. Not only am I doing something with my life, but I'm throwing myself out there....kinda.

If you're reading this, stroll back into memory lane. Think about something you miss so much. I would love to hear (or read) about it! =D

Someday (Poem)

I confess, with nothing less,
my mind is full of madness.
Only one thing to think about,
and it's something I must shout.

My feelings for you,
you might think it's new,
but I can't hold back.
Your love is what I lack.

When I say your name,
my heart goes insane,
but when you're there,
all I can do is stare.

Only one thing I want,
although it may haunt,
is to take your hand,
to happiness, we land.

To kiss by the bay,
and be willing to say,
I love you so much,
and your heartwarming touch.

All I can really hope,
is that you don't say nope,
to accepting my true love,
with the bright stars above.

We'll kiss under the stars,
until we can see Mars,
With the full moon shining.
tonight will be defining.

Someday you will see,
and I will guarantee,
that we will be together,
forever and ever. <3

 ~All made up as I went.